Corrupt-a-wish

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Corrupt-a-wish

Postby admin » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:12 am

Standard procedure… And rules are simple. (Member A) makes a wish and (Member B) grants it, corrupting it along the way. (Member B) then continues the cycle by making one of their own wishes.

[Example]
A) I wish I had a pool full of skittles!
B) Granted, but they’re all made of cement. You’re pool will never be the same again.
I wish I could fly!

So here goes…
- I wish I could snap my fingers and my room would clean itself!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Steahl » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:16 am

You can but it's a clean adhering to bio-hazard containment protocols. Meaning, in short, fire. To an extreme degree in an hermetically sealed area. :mrgreen:

I wish I owned a nice trench coat.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby admin » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:48 am

Granted: It's a genuine self adhesive coat that reeks of fish. And that my dear will never wash off!

I wish someone made a third season of Carnivale!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Steahl » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:53 am

They did, but like all lost seasons, the film was haunted due to a death on set involving a camera and several drunk cast members. The film, when you reach it, has to be chipped out of a concrete block...and congratulations, the third season is yours. As is the CURSE!

I wish I could speak several languages fluently.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Andyfer_Ruu » Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:25 am

You can!
But unfortunatly you can never speak the same language as the country you are in. <.<

(couldn't think of a good answer, that was a hard one xD)

I wish I could find Waldo.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Steahl » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:06 am

You can find Waldo, but then you can never lose him again. He's everywhere. In your shower, in the mirror, in your bed....soon you can't recognize anyone but Waldo, so you live in a world of men wearing red and white striped shirts!

I wish to be far, far away from Waldo World. O_o
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Andyfer_Ruu » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:15 am

Oden's beard!
My worst nightmare...

You managed to get far away from Waldo's world, except you've gone too far. You traveled to the edge of the world, fell off, got dragged through an interdimensional portal, got fused with the Waldo atom, and now you will have to live your life drifting in and out of the Waldo continum. <.<
Star Trek eat your heart out.

I wish I could swim on land. :mrgreen:
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Steahl » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:21 am

Fear me and my atomic Waldo-ness?

Anyway! Swimming on land is inherently wrong and against nature! Only one beast has successfully managed it and that is the Bulette! (http://redwinggreen7.livejournal.com/96360.html). Such a handsome devil, and I hope you like them because nature can only be bent so far! Easier to change your form into that of a Bulette than to break the laws of existence for you!

I wish commercial jingles never got stuck in anyone's head.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Andyfer_Ruu » Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:45 pm

It's ok, God gave Chuck Norris the ability to swim on land, so he gave that creature the ability to swim underground - to avoid a Chuck related death!

Your wish is granted!
However, you have upset the balance between advertisment and the human mind,
Meaning the jingle has to be replaced to preserve the balance of good and evil :P
all advert jingles will be replaced with high pitched screaming pidgeons, wassuping chipmunks, and
the annoying guy in every b-horror movie.

I wish I could be a world famous heavy metal rock star with flashy lights, fireworks, milkshakes and the occasional vertical crowd surf.
The vertical crowd surf takes skill >.>
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Arcana » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:31 pm

Your wish is granted. The bad news? Your band sucks, the media hate you, you married a shallow gold-digger who has three kids with you, divorces you and steals half of your wealth while the other half is embezzled and siphoned/frittered away by your unscrupulous manager. Meanwhile, what small living you manage to eke past your manager and ex-wife is quickly gobbled up by your dealer in return for crack and heroin. Additionally, he blackmails you for a percentage of your tour earnings in return for not leaking to the press that you're spending absurd amounts of cash on crack and heroin. Oh, and prostitutes. He has photographic evidence of your antics with those less-than-reputable ladies, and it's not as though the police would have much difficulty identifying you. 'Tis the rock n roll lifestyle...


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